dopematters:

Nailed it!

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What if
all women were bigger and stronger than you
and thought they were smarter

What if
women were the ones who started wars

What if
too many of your friends had been raped by women wielding giant dildos
and no K-Y Jelly

What if
the state trooper
who pulled you over on the New Jersey Turnpike
was a woman
and carried a gun

What if
the ability to menstruate
was the prerequisite for most high-paying jobs

What if
your attractiveness to women depended
on the size of your penis

What if
every time women saw you
they’d hoot and make jerking motions with their hands

What if
women were always making jokes
about how ugly penises are
and how bad sperm tastes

What if
you had to explain what’s wrong with your car
to big sweaty women with greasy hands
who stared at your crotch
in a garage where you are surrounded
by posters of naked men with hard-ons

What if
men’s magazines featured cover photos
of 14-year-old boys
with socks
tucked into the front of their jeans
and articles like:
“How to tell if your wife is unfaithful”
or
“What your doctor won’t tell you about your prostate”
or
“The truth about impotence”

What if
the doctor who examined your prostate
was a woman
and called you “Honey”

What if
you had to inhale your boss’s stale cigar breath
as she insisted that sleeping with her
was part of the job

What if
you couldn’t get away because
the company dress code required
you wear shoes
designed to keep you from running

And what if
after all that
women still wanted you
to love them.

For the Men Who Still Don’t Get It, written 20 years ago by Carol Diehl. 

She wrote a post about the history of this poem that is worth reading.

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SHITSHITSHITSHITSHIT

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thatmoustachetho:

I hope the royal baby goes through an emo phase

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dressuplikehipsters:

okay taylor i get it new york is cool but like what about welcome to canada we have free health care and equality for all eh

taylorswift

Yo for real, FUCK SCHOOL ! I mean imma still go, imma still go tho.

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edens-blog:

wkdart:

iamtonysexual:

andrejpejicjimmyvegafanfic:

onlylolgifs:

 People blown over in streets as Storm Ivar hits Norway

looks fun

makin’ my way dOWNTO—-

ASDFK

MAKIN’ MY WAY UPTOWN

not gonna lie at first I thought these people were really good at the Smooth Criminal lean

step 1. buy several hundred bags of miniature marshmallows 

step 2. somehow get upwind

step 3. open the bags and let the sugary puffs fly free

step 4. enjoy the sight of people getting absolutely pelted with marshmallows 

step 5. ?????????

step 6. profit 

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gosimpsonic:

Hugh Jass seems like a good dude.

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1989 Photoshoot

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1989 Photoshoot

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thesubbburbs:

Probably the worst types of people are the ones that shut you down to make themselves look cooler than you, for example if you get excited and squeal and they’re like “woah what was that..” or if you talk loudly because you’re passionate about something and they say “relax dude wow” and then give a look… Like fuck off stop trying to act so cool and collected. You don’t seem more mature you just seem fucking boring and monotonously placid.

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stereksextape:

Apparently men don’t like skinny jeans because it leaves nothing to the imaginations?

What is there to imagine?

Yes, there are two legs there what else did you expect, tentacles?

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alwaysblind:

"your full name without an E,F,R,S,K,I,M,L,C,A,Y,N"

Hh

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taylorswift:

drinkingmaplelattes:

I was in the library and then I was like sup girl

Grl u better READ.

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taylorswiftnoticed:

myfaveisproblematic:

i became one of those annoying people on campus today because i stopped people and told them to buy 1989 on itunes

Taylor Liked on 10/20/14

tonyballer:

fleetiinq:

terra-puella:

hi hello ur going to do great today and if u dont believe me than here’s a puppy pug taking a bath

I think everyone needs to see this picture at least one time

omfg

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